Are you there god? It's me, Drunky McDrunkerson

Slept through church, and even if I had woken up, was way too drunk to be near an altar. Therefore, I pray via Internet...

Dear God, please be with the Giants offense today
Especially Tiki, Eli (really, really Eli), Plaxico, Amani and Jeremy
And keep the defense strong
May they all play like Osi Umenyiora
And help the officials keep those little yellow flags in their pants.
You know You like New York better than North Carolina anyway.
Thank you.

ACK. Need coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee.